Good evening ladies and gentlemen, lords and ladies… your majesty. This is your captain speaking, Captain Wing Commander Sir Arthur Shappey, welcoming you to this world record attempting flight around…the world! Passengers on both sides of the aircraft should have excellent views of… the world! If you find we’re going over a bit of the world you like the look of, uh, do please ring your little bell and one of the cabin crew will fit you with a parachute and chuck you out.
Otherwise enjoy the flight and when we get to Sydney do keep your eye out for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, I’m gonna have a crack at flying underneath it!
Absolutely my favourite Arthur bit
This is my study reward. Just have to finish an assignment this evening and then I’m going to play.
British comedy is the best. Ever.